Where The Hell Is She Now

Ellen DeGeneres said this about her grandmother,  "She started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we don't know where the hell she is.". I'd like my grandkids to one day be able to say, "Our grandmother began camping 1000 miles away when she was 60 (true).  She's 97 now and we don't know where the hell she is.". Just going to keep doing what I'm doing for as long as I can - 97 sounds good.
Onward and upward and sideways!!!